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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

more times than i should…

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

"I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did."
-(via bl-ossomed)
Show her that she’s special by giving her the first hit of the bong and the last slice of pizza.. She better give you head after though .
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns